Important life lessons
Posted on May 15, 2008 - Filed Under And your point is?, Travel
1. When Aunt Jessica was little, her parents got her to eat cauliflower by telling her they were CareBear Clouds. So each time she ate a cloud, a CareBear lost its home and fell to it’s death. So sad.
2. While visiting Maggie’s great-grandparents in the nursing home, Jason and his two cousins, Chuck and Nicholas, decided to have a throwdown wrestling match in the courtyard. During one of the wrestling matches, Chuck, the older brother, put Nicholas in a mercy hold and Nicholas screamed, “I’m too young to die, I don’t want to die”–in a nursing home, of all places.
3. We went out to dinner with Jason’s Dad and Marty. As we left the restaurant, Jason chose to back out of the parking spot when he could have just pulled forward. I said, “why didn’t you just pull forward?” Jason said, “I don’t know.” Marty said, “Men just have a way of doing things their own way.” Maggie answers from the backseat with all of her 2 year old wisdom, “Backwards!”
4. Walter the farting dog provides an excellent response to silly jokes!
5. People in Washington DC CANNOT drive!
6. We were turning left onto a two lane street; we could not see what or who was occupying those lanes until we turned. It’s a good thing we turned into the left lane because walking down the center of the right lane was a male ‘little person’ (that’s ‘midget’ for those of you not inclined toward political correctness) with some mighty big hair and wearing a purple Wal-Mart style sweat suit. The moral of the story: When visiting large cities–like D.C.–be prepared to have some very surreal experiences.
7. Well water and detergent cause grease spots.
8. While at a restaurant, never put your dentures on a napkin. They disappear!
10. It is so sexy, It’s Dirty!
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